-"@%!#"-And we say a prayer in memoriam for Week 12. It was a great week, full of victory, triumph, and fixin's. The Thanksgiving holiday week spelled victory for both our authors, with Cole furthering his league supremacy and RWPilk kicking off his wild card rally in a big way. What more can one be thankful for?
RWPilk
Current Standing: 6-6, 5th overall
That's how you do it.
This week, my team did exactly what it needed to and blew away the competition with the highest score of the week. That bumps me up a few places in my league and puts me in the thick of what is become a pretty crowded wild card race.
It goes without saying that I will need all of my players to continue to put up high, winning numbers (I'm looking at you, TE Kevin Boss!). I'd like to say I'm facing some cupcake matches this week, but none are really standing out. Where are Lions when you need them? Oh, wait that was just this last week. Go Packers!
Hey, can some beat this blowhard below me (pause) sometime soon? I've accepted that he's the league leader and all that, but 10-2? C'mon. If someone doesn't defeat him soon, I'll have to find a way to knock him down a peg in real live. Maybe I'll kick in the shins. More.
That's how you do it.
This week, my team did exactly what it needed to and blew away the competition with the highest score of the week. That bumps me up a few places in my league and puts me in the thick of what is become a pretty crowded wild card race.
It goes without saying that I will need all of my players to continue to put up high, winning numbers (I'm looking at you, TE Kevin Boss!). I'd like to say I'm facing some cupcake matches this week, but none are really standing out. Where are Lions when you need them? Oh, wait that was just this last week. Go Packers!
Hey, can some beat this blowhard below me (pause) sometime soon? I've accepted that he's the league leader and all that, but 10-2? C'mon. If someone doesn't defeat him soon, I'll have to find a way to knock him down a peg in real live. Maybe I'll kick in the shins. More.
Cole
Current Standing: 10-2, 1st Overall
You know what they say: The mark of a good team is that you win even when you're having an off week.
No, wait, that's actual sports. No one says that about fantasy sports.
And I don't know what it is about Pilk's mom, but for whatever reason I can't put up big numbers against her. In the two seasons I've been in this league, I've now played her four times. I've scored more than 80 points against her once, despite being 3-1 in those games.
Does this happen to other people? Is there someone in your league who makes you swear, "I can never have a good week against that guy!"? I really want to know.
Well whatever. One more win and I'm guaranteed the best record in the regular season, making my impending 70-point defeat in the first round of the playoffs all the more tragic.
You know what they say: The mark of a good team is that you win even when you're having an off week.
No, wait, that's actual sports. No one says that about fantasy sports.
And I don't know what it is about Pilk's mom, but for whatever reason I can't put up big numbers against her. In the two seasons I've been in this league, I've now played her four times. I've scored more than 80 points against her once, despite being 3-1 in those games.
Does this happen to other people? Is there someone in your league who makes you swear, "I can never have a good week against that guy!"? I really want to know.
Well whatever. One more win and I'm guaranteed the best record in the regular season, making my impending 70-point defeat in the first round of the playoffs all the more tragic.
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*Tied for the highest score for the week.
ReplyDelete-Hap Pap
And I had always figured it would be easy to score with Pilk's mom. I guess we learn new things every day.
ReplyDeleteNo mention of our match up this week, Cole? Battle of the Century! Brady v. Rivers! Moss v. Wayne! Peterson v... Grant? Gates v... Winslow?
IT DOESN'T GET BETTER THAN THIS!
I MEAN I GUESS IT COULD GET A LITTLE BETTER THAN THIS BUT THIS IS STILL PRETTY GREAT.
ReplyDeleteIn the preview, my good man, in the preview. Honestly, though, I feel like there should be an asterisk next to my performance in that league, since I completely missed the draft.