The League About Nothing

-Fictional reenactment-

Perhaps you'd like to know a little about our league.

First of all, it's a "Seinfeld League", meaning it's required that every owner knight their team with a reference from the TV show. Given Cole and RWPilk's encyclopedic, I-Can-Quote-George-In-Any-Situation knowledge of the show, this isn't hard. Cole has the Flabby-Armed Spanking Machine and RWPilk has the Sweet Fancy Moses'. Huzzah.

What else? Twelve players, three divisions of four (the Apartment, Coffee Shop, and Airport). Through random ordering, RWPilk and Cole are not in the same division, but will go head-to-head once (anyone say liveblog?).

Each team gets nine starters: a quarterback, two running backs, two wide receivers, a tight end, a kicker, a defense, and a flex player who can be either a back, a receiver, or a tight end. Teams get six bench players; there's no injured reserve. Scoring is pretty standard -- 1 point for every 10 rushing yards, 1 for every 10 receiving yards, 1 for every 25 passing yards, no points for receptions. Defense gets yardage and points allowed bonuses, along with points for turnovers and sacks.

Team standings is by wins/loses first (duh) and then points. All-in-all, a pretty typical for fantasy football goings-on.

For our team rosters, click here.