-Score that play "666".-
Indeed I did. Cleared the whole bench, I reckon. Another hissy fit.
Cole
It got me thinking... if you had to take one of the Sox, which one would you want to fight?
RWPilk
Hmmm... I don't know. Lowell? Didn't he just have hip surgery or something? Seems like the kind of guy you could knock over if you bopped him on the head with his own AARP subscription.
Cole
Not a bad option, except that he can probably bludgeon you with his eyebrows or something. And he's popular, everyone's gonna rush to his defense. What you need is someone everyone wants to hit anyway, like Manny last year. How about Saito? He's new, he's got the language barrier, he's a bullpen guy anyway. Either that or Smoltz, who's even newer and over 40 -- Lowell's only 35; Smoltz could've been his babysitter or something.
RWPilk
I'm not hitting Manny. I love Manny. But, fine. If I swipe someone's walker from underneath them, it'll be Smoltz. Well, as long as he's not like working out a bunch. He's gotta lot of time on his hands now. Who you got?
Cole
Well, all right, agreed: Manny's cool. There was that whole shoving match incident last year with Youkilis. Everyone sided with Manny on that. So if I have to pick someone under 30, I'd go Youkilis. He looks like he deserves it, with all those strike out hissy fits.
RWPilk
Youkilis!? Jesus. I don't want to rumble with him. He looks like something that they had to slay in the Lord of the Rings. And you seem him throw that helmet last night? Catapult-like accuracy!
Cole
Well he was the bad guy in Hellboy...but how about you? Pick on someone your own age, or at least closer.
RWPilk
Hmmm. Alright. Rocco then. At least my mitochondria work. Advantage!
Cole
Two geezers and a cripple? Awesome.
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I can't decide if Lester would be better or worse post-cancer. Either way, I'm taking him.
ReplyDeleteI'd take down Nick Green. All I'd have to do is act like a routine ground ball.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe we forgot about Green, personally. Has to be our biggest omission.
ReplyDeleteLester's not a terrible choice either -- pretty skinny guy -- but I feel like teammates would rush to his defense because of the whole cancer thing. How about Buchholz? You could pull his ears over his eyes like a hockey jersey.